Thursday, January 2, 2014

Renew Thyself

Happy 2014. Time to rethink things a little. Make a resolution or two. Out with the old and in with the new. Clean out those closets. Get rid of that duct taped racket from high school. (No, you are NOT going to take up tennis again.) You might as well get rid of that half empty can of balls, too. Except the dog next door might want one. How about that skinny tie with the wine stain shaped like Texas? And that box of old birthday cards? (No, wait. Is that a ticket stub from the Cramps' show at Hall of Nations stuck in between the business card from the Joint Possession and that blurry snap shot of whatshername?)

Ok, the tie can stay... but only if you wear it to The Vi-kings' basement show this Saturday at Clyde's.  No cover. Just music and the usual suspects.

But please. Get rid of the tennis racket.

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