Inferno

This Friday night Dave Chappell and Dan Hovey will be at JVs doing their "Lord of the Strings" thing. Since these guys are both such hot guitar players, I thought it would be funny to look up exactly where the nearest fire station is to the venue. Google maps at the ready with the option to "search nearby," I type in "JVs Restaurant."
 Should be a cinch, right?

First attempt: "fire station." I get a pub in Silver Spring, Maryland. ( JVs is in VIRGINIA, mind you, but that's okay, I just need to think a little bit harder.

This time I try "rescue squad." Up pops the Bethesda Chevy Chase Rescue Squad. A fine outfit indeed, but still in Maryland. Closer to what I had in mind though.

Shaking off thoughts of hunky guys in fire gear, I check out the drop down menu for the word " "fire." I get:

fire station

fireplace store

fire hydrant

fireworks

firearms

I know its early, but which one would you pick?

Call me obvious but I thought I'd go for the hydrant and call it a day.

I get DC Water.

No matter where the people are who will save you from the flames sparking out from Dan and Dave's nimble fingers, I highly recommend this show. I am not a fan of the endless noodle, but these guys' guitar porn is for anyone who has an appreciation for music featuring soul over technique- although in this case you get both.  I can't even find a picture of the two of them in one shot, but enough with the google.

Joining Dan and Dave are Jan Zukowski and Pete Ragusa. (think Nighthawks)
You won't even care that your hair is on fire.